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desperate german - pre-order
€29
description
FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT – NOW ONLY SHIPPING AS A PRE-ORDER ALONG WITH "DESPERATE COOKING", "DESPERATE DRINKING" AND "DESPERATE BAKING" IN DECEMBER!
Desperate German is a twisted adventure through the absurdities of German fairytales, language, and culture.
In this fully illustrated, beautifully crafted hardcover, you'll follow the siblings Hans & Greta as they encounter unreliable trains, mobster grandmothers, and reimagined fairytale stories such as Snow White, Rapunzel, The Little Red Riding Hood(ie), The Big Ba(l)d Wolf, Beauty is the Beast, Sinderella (with an S, because she sins), and many, many more.
Key infos:
- 25 chapters
- Fully illustrated
- Hand-made fonts and designs
- 20x25cm hardcover with premium paper, printed in Austria.
- Probably going to get banned in at least 15 U.S. states
- May or may not include suggestive illustrations with Little Hans
size charts


manufacturer information (eu/gspr)
responsible company: desperate media GmbH
postgasse 8b, 1010 wien, vienna, austria
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