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little hans' birthday bundle
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little hans' birthday bundle

€39
free lobotomy (Size)
onlyhans (Size)
description

it's little hans' birthday! which means he's desperate to run away from his inevitable death. help him afford his skincare routine by ordering his two most popular t-shirts with a BIG discount!

  • onlyhans (in white)
  • lobotomy (in black)

for only 39€ instead of 58€! (almost 40% off!)

shipping worldwide, with free shipping for orders over 69€!

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manufacturer information (eu/gspr)

responsible company: desperate media GmbH
postgasse 8b, 1010 wien, vienna, austria

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