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hans' christmas book box
Sale price
€69
Regular price
€138
description
(SOME BOXES ARE STILL AVAILABLE EVEN AFTER CHRISTMAS, GET THEM WHILE THEY STILL EXIST)
were you naughty this year? then you deserve little hans' naughty christmas box!
LIMITED TO 100 BOXES! GET YOURS NOW BEFORE IT'S SOLD OUT
- 1 signed hardcover copy of "desperate german"
- 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt kochen"
- 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt trinken"
- 1 FREE onlyhans t-shirt
- an envelope full of passive-aggressive greeting cards
- 1 christmas surprise from the grandmother
- free shipping! even to the US/canada/brazil/australia and other galaxies far far away
this box means over 50% discount on EVERYTHING you're ordering and would normally cost over 140 euro/dollars/pounds
all boxes will be shipped on the week before christmas via fedex priority and will be arriving on or before the 24th of december.
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manufacturer information (eu/gspr)
responsible company: desperate media GmbH
postgasse 8b, 1010 wien, vienna, austria
delivery
books generally get delivered within 3-5 business days. merch takes 5-14 business days depending on the country/product due to on-demand production.
if you haven't received your products or can't find a tracking number, make sure to drop a message to
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