hans' christmas book box

(SOME BOXES ARE STILL AVAILABLE EVEN AFTER CHRISTMAS, GET THEM WHILE THEY STILL EXIST)

were you naughty this year? then you deserve little hans' naughty christmas box! 

LIMITED TO 100 BOXES! GET YOURS NOW BEFORE IT'S SOLD OUT

• 1 signed hardcover copy of "desperate german"
  
• 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt kochen"
• 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt trinken"
• 1 FREE onlyhans t-shirt
• an envelope full of passive-aggressive greeting cards
• 1 christmas surprise from the grandmother
• free shipping! even to the US/canada/brazil/australia and other galaxies far far away

this box means over 50% discount on EVERYTHING you're ordering and would normally cost over 140 euro/dollars/pounds

all boxes will be shipped on the week before christmas via fedex priority and will be arriving on or before the 24th of december.