hans' valentine's book bundle
hans' valentine's book bundle
little hans is in love! which means everyone who buys a signed copy of "desperate german" will get another book for free! it's the best deal for everyone who's in love, single, heartbroken, happily married, or stuck in a hopeless situationship.
you'll get:
- a signed copy of desperate german (for yourself)
- a FREE second copy of desperate german (for your romantic prospects)
- a FREE "i ❤️ eating aß" t-shirt (for the love of your life)
- 5 FREE passive-aggressive greeting cards (for your failed situationships)
- a FREE kiss on the mouth (not really. but we all know how much you deserve it)*
shipping (hehe) worldwide. free shipping for orders over 69€ if you're on a shopping spree and feel like getting a cookbook on top of your order (it's worth it)
please note that the books and t-shirt will arrive in separate shipments. books will arrive within 2-5 business days, while the t-shirts need about 5-10 business days. you'll get a tracking number as soon as it all gets dispatched.
books will be signed with a plain autograph. add a note to your order if you want to get a "special message" from little hans.
*a metaphorical kiss. just close your eyes and imagine being kissed by the person you've been wanting to kiss all your life. was it shrek? i knew it was shrek.
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