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hans' valentine's book bundle

hans' valentine's book bundle

Regular price €49
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little hans is in love! which means everyone who buys a signed copy of "desperate german" will get another book for free! it's the best deal for everyone who's in love, single, heartbroken, happily married, or stuck in a hopeless situationship.

you'll get:

  • a signed copy of desperate german (for yourself)
  • a FREE second copy of desperate german (for your romantic prospects)
  • a FREE "i ❤️ eating aß" t-shirt (for the love of your life)
  • 5 FREE passive-aggressive greeting cards (for your failed situationships)
  • a FREE kiss on the mouth (not really. but we all know how much you deserve it)*

shipping (hehe) worldwide. free shipping for orders over 69€ if you're on a shopping spree and feel like getting a cookbook on top of your order (it's worth it)

please note that the books and t-shirt will arrive in separate shipments. books will arrive within 2-5 business days, while the t-shirts need about 5-10 business days. you'll get a tracking number as soon as it all gets dispatched.

books will be signed with a plain autograph. add a note to your order if you want to get a "special message" from little hans.

*a metaphorical kiss. just close your eyes and imagine being kissed by the person you've been wanting to kiss all your life. was it shrek? i knew it was shrek. 

i ❤️ eating aß (Color)
i ❤️ eating aß (Size)
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