WATER YOU WEARING?

verzweifelt™ original designs with handmade illustrations by caio van caarven.

labubotomy

labubotomy

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    depresso martini

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    dbsm (front+back)

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    dbsm (front only)

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    farewels (front+back)

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    farewels (front only)

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    bitter water (front+back)

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    bitter water (front only)

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    poseidon (front+back)

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    poseidon (front only)

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    negroni (front+back)

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    negroni (front only)

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    deutsche bahnana (front+back)

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    deutsche bahnana (front only)

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    protect the dolls (hans edition)

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    hans & greta

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