FINAL LIMITED EDITION
desperate cooking is the wildest, most creative cookbook you've ever seen in your life. best-seller in its first german edition, remastered in english with lots of new chapters. coming out this christmas.
and that's ok.
but if your life isn't going according to plan, then why should your cooking be any different?
in this creatively designed masterpiece, you'll be inspired to embrace the chaos around you and find the courage to try new things out – both in the kitchen and in real life.
instead of following bland recipes as if they were ikea manuals, you'll learn to trust your gut and cook intuitively, with the ingredients you have at home.
because when life gives you lemons, you'll... learn that they happen to have many different applications in the kitchen (besides lemonade).
within the first chapters, you'll organise your kitchen, get your pantry in order, and deal with your deepest fears and anxieties.
introducing: vegetinder™. just because your dating life is doomed, doesn't mean your veggies should suffer the same fate.
the grandmother, known for her prominent role in the international dru-,... uh, spice trade, has offered you a job. will you take it?
braising? searing? sautéing? the green language bird might have turned into AI, but our kitchionary is spicier than ever.
just like my other books, desperate cooking is the result of hundreds of hours of personal effort & over a decade of experience doing all sorts of creative work. here's what makes this book special:
🤯 a hands-on and refreshing approach to topics which often feel too theoretical, abstract, or boring.
💅 fully illustrated & designed by my very handy hands. and the fonts you're reading right now? that's my own handwriting.
🤖 written by a real human being with real human hands, not by a sloppy AI chatbot (low-key absurd that this has become a selling point)
🇪🇺 printed in austria with high-quality european paper that feels really nice when you touch it with your hands
🤚 one last bullet point mentioning hands would come in handy.
the grandmother just called. she has a special deal for you:
all for a special price of 99€. just pick the "grandmother's combo" when ordering below.
